Front porch sits with @acutelesbian are my favorite.

Front porch sits with @acutelesbian are my favorite.

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1 hour ago
Anonymous asked: Well I think you are adorable and have a very pretty smile :). And that's great that you are happy. I understand the single for too long. I feel ya there.


Answer:

You’re incredibly sweet :) I just want someone to hold my hand and kiss me a lot.

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2 hours ago
If I was a flower growing wild and free, all I’d want is you to be is my sweet honey bee.

If I was a flower growing wild and free, all I’d want is you to be is my sweet honey bee.

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4 hours ago
Anonymous asked: Are you single? Whats your type? What makes you happy?


Answer:

I’ve been single for too long now, it’s lonely. I actually don’t have a type though, all the people I’ve ever dated have always been very different. And so many things make me happy, Im a very easy person to make happy :)

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6 hours ago

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13 hours ago
tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

(via lesbian-isthenew-black)

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14 hours ago

asklawliet:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

rampaigehalseyface:

itsamultifandomthing:

barackfuckingobama:

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

yes

(is it a board game) (like monopoly) (thank god they still have monopoly)

(via lesbian-isthenew-black)

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14 hours ago

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

(via lesbian-isthenew-black)

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14 hours ago

lntroductions (via exoticwild)

(Source: lntroductions, via paulson-rabe-me)

And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.
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14 hours ago

Basement - Comfort (x)

Basement - Comfort (x)

(Source: baesment, via fuck-facee)

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