Let’s see how uncomfortable I can feel in the smallest amount of time. Because it’s a lot. Wow.

Posted
43 minutes ago

I feel such a huge bag of dicks. This girl came in my Chipotle today and she waved directly at me and seemed really excited to see me and like she knew me, but I could not place the face. If you happen to be this mystery girl let me know! And my deepest apologies for being rude and not realizing who you were!

Posted
3 hours ago
teenvogueee:

coltre:

Lovers, did this a few days ago.


X

teenvogueee:

coltre:

Lovers, did this a few days ago.

X

(via s-moke)

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Posted
19 hours ago

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via burningmeapart)

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Posted
19 hours ago

ladynigtmare:

oliviatheelf:

heyshadylady:

oliviatheelf:

How to be Alone: A video that changed my life.

This is an amazingly inspirational creative piece.

I honestly just want to say thank you for not erasing my text, just to replace it with yours when this video is so special to me. Thank you so much for not doing that. <3 That was so kind of you.

i love this

(via the-greedy-cake-slut)

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Posted
19 hours ago
Man, that was a great day. We got high as fuck and ran around our house singing Thrift Shop at the top of our lungs. Then when the line, &#8220;the built-in onesie with the socks on that motherfucker!&#8221; you screamed at me saying you had twwwooooo paaaaaairs and we both put them on and ran around the house more and screamed that we were gonna run away from home and then we made it to the neighbors driveway and came back. There&#8217;s some days I wish more than anything we were still friends. You were always the undying kindness I needed in my life. I hate that there are things I promised you we would do and never got a chance to. Like going to your grandpa&#8217;s grave and sitting there all day playing Johnny Cash. I hope whatever you&#8217;re doing with your life now you&#8217;re doing wonderful and still hearing your niece calling you Kyky from time to time &lt;3

Man, that was a great day. We got high as fuck and ran around our house singing Thrift Shop at the top of our lungs. Then when the line, “the built-in onesie with the socks on that motherfucker!” you screamed at me saying you had twwwooooo paaaaaairs and we both put them on and ran around the house more and screamed that we were gonna run away from home and then we made it to the neighbors driveway and came back. There’s some days I wish more than anything we were still friends. You were always the undying kindness I needed in my life. I hate that there are things I promised you we would do and never got a chance to. Like going to your grandpa’s grave and sitting there all day playing Johnny Cash. I hope whatever you’re doing with your life now you’re doing wonderful and still hearing your niece calling you Kyky from time to time <3

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Posted
20 hours ago

grossr5:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(via lesbian-isthenew-black)

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Posted
1 day ago
incubeau:

stfumadison:

A letter to June from Johnny Cash.

earthly reason for my existence 

incubeau:

stfumadison:

A letter to June from Johnny Cash.

earthly reason for my existence 

(Source: pistons-and-pomade)

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1 day ago